What is this Magic? It's us, taking this to the next level. Sign up to join the Revolution and you'll never regret it unless you do.
I promise I won't annoy the business out of you with emails, just try to make you feel every bit of VIP [Vigilant Internet Princess?], which means I'll probably give you free stuff and occasionally ask for your opinion/help. So it's kinda like the Mafia, but without the danger or personal attention.
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